this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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