Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
