It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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