is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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