i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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