windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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