Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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