you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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