Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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