You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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