I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
