I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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