im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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