Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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