I need help removing her.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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