I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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