He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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