I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
even my farts smell like vagina
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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