I'm drive I can fine osifer
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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