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(843): View more from South Carolina

I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents

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(925): View more from California

I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows

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(954): View more from Florida

I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas

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(518): View more from New York

I can feel the alcohol in my calves

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(847): View more from Illinois

First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake

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(904): View more from Florida

You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.

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