lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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