Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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