Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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