I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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