sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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