Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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