STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I smell like Dick and happiness
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