I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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