My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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