my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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