What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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