I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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