pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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