the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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