birth control should be required to get into college
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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