absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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