R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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