dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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