If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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