I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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