This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
foreskin is a definite game changer
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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