It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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