Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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