It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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