So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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