All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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