Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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