my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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