I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The uberlube is also flammable
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
