u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
