K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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