That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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